January 2012
26 posts
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Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
Internet: We never left.
Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
Facebook: You're nearly there.
Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
Facebook: Until the end.
Tumblr: And the government wont be able to see you?
Megaupload: No...we're here you see.
Tumblr: Stay close to me.
Internet: Always.
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sourcechelseawoosh:
in orders to get your drivers license you should be required to complete rainbow road on mario kart without falling off once
waitholdonwhat:
what-nourishes-me-destroys-me:
They say if you love something let it go, I never understood that I say if you love something lock it in the basement and feed it through a slot in the door until it loves you back.
LOL
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ANYONE WHO LIVES IN THE UK
themainethings:
does anyone want a ticket for The Maine Saturday 28th January in Birmingham?
p.s, please help me by reblogging - I don’t want it to go to waste.
Doooo itt!!!
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My Dad: (yelling at the TV)
Me: You're yelling like the players are actually gonna listen to you.
My Dad: You're in love with a boy band that doesn't even know you exist.
Me:
Me : dont talk to me
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
December 2011
24 posts
ticklemejesus:
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
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Take A Bow
Take a bow ‘cause you played your heart out, And take your time with working the rest out, And try to stay out of your head; I have seen you invent the damnedest things there.
Oh, so what? Maybe she could not really ever see you through herself. What does that change about you or her? Try and stay out of you head; I have seen you invent the damnedest things there.
Maybe down the road,...
